Because there WILL be a zombie attack and you want to be prepared.

lawsofmodernman:

There you go. That’s it. Erik did it again. Exposing the simple truth.
Ask and you shall receive should be: Don’t ask. Demand her what you want and she’ll do it willingly.

lawsofmodernman:

There you go. That’s it. Erik did it again. Exposing the simple truth.

Ask and you shall receive should be: Don’t ask. Demand her what you want and she’ll do it willingly.

lawsofmodernman:

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theonion:

Physicists Discover Our Universe Is Fictional Setting Of Cop Show Called ‘Hard Case’

PALO ALTO, CA—A report released Tuesday by physicists at Stanford University has revealed that the entire known universe—including the whole of human civilization and the totality of all existing matter and energy—is actually the fictional setting of a police-procedural television series called Hard Case.

More.

theonion:

Physicists Discover Our Universe Is Fictional Setting Of Cop Show Called ‘Hard Case’

PALO ALTO, CA—A report released Tuesday by physicists at Stanford University has revealed that the entire known universe—including the whole of human civilization and the totality of all existing matter and energy—is actually the fictional setting of a police-procedural television series called Hard Case.

More.

lawsofmodernman:

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